Post by lucydales on Jun 27, 2009 17:32:33 GMT -1
Helloooo! We had a funny week last week! Celtie and I did intensive skool EVERY day! 
How rude is that? Apparently we were going to go to a show (yawn, been there, done that got the red rosser, boring!) and had to practice walking and trotting, as if we needed any practice! I have been doing that for a whole year now!! Oh! I'm supposed to do it with you and go where you want. That doesn't sound much fun!
Anyway, Celtie-Cobweb was sort of good and I was a kn*b so Lucy said! She inlisted reinforcements in the form of Jenny. Bumm*r! Jenny is used to handling show jumping stallions and Olympic horses and is rather scary in a "do that again and I'll have your balls on a plate, sonny" sort of way! I think someone's already had mine
but that doesn't make her less scary!!
On Saturday we had our last practice with Claire and I was a good boy but Celtie had a huge strop! They spent sooo long with her I hardly got a go! How rude! We then did trailer loading practice. I was brill and went straight in. Celtie was a bit more hesitant but was a good girl too once she'd checked everything out. We got huge scritchies and apples! Wow! I like going in the trailer!
Anyway, we then had to have a bath! Urgh! You know boys and water don't mix!! I LIKE being a grubby little urchin! There was a huge green snake and it kept spitting at me! I don't like baths! Celtie looked all clean and shiney and smelt of apples! She is very pretty! I had to have my mane all slicked down on one side, one good shake and it was back just as I like it! I don't want my hair brushed!!!!
We were put out with the grown ups and threatened within an inch of our lives if we got dirty! Okay, okay, I'll be gooood! ................ now where can I go and roll..........!
We did get breakfast very early and had huge brushies too! Grown ups got put out and we were left with Uncle Isaac baby sitting! He did tell us we were going to be taken away and turned into garlic sausages! Celtie was a bit scared until Uncle Pants came back to the gate and told us we were going to a show! He said I had to be a big boy and look after Celtie as it was her first trip out. I love Uncle Pants!
We did good loading and off we went. I did munching haylage and Celtie calmed down and did too. After AGES when I was bored I leaned over the partition and chewed Celtie's mane for something to do! She did call me something rude in french!
We got to the show and got tied up to the trailer.
We were next to my BIG sister Sky. She is very beautiful and has a lovely bottom!!
We got all shined up and it was my go first, so off I went with Lucy.
We went and looked at lots of things then it was our turn in the ring. I did lots of walking round. It was soooo exciting. There were lots of pretty ladies about too! I did trotting and everything and was almost good though I couldn't stand still, there was so much to look at! Anyway here is me looking very grown up!
Ooh! Look, there's Steve and Claire!
I is so handsome!
I've got to do what??
Big boy, big boy!
Then I did have to come in and stand next to a very pretty bay lady! Wow! Then we got shuffled down a bit and Katie was put next to me. She sent me a valentine!
I is in love! Lucy looked sad but I thought it was great as I now had TWO lovely bottoms to follow! Then Lucy was given a rosette! Can I eat it?? bleugh!... Smack! ...Ouch!
Apparently Celtie had been evil-weevil with Sue whilst we were away, she did do calling to me but I was too busy looking at lovely bottoms! Anyway, here she is looking chilled! I think Mair gave her half a bottle of resue remedy!! Hello Mair! 
Molly has a nice bottom too but is a little scary!
I like the trailer, I can watch the world go by and have special munchies!
Celtie did get all shined up by Sue (she said she was Lucy's Joey?? How's that? I thought her name was Sue??!) and then did her class! She did come home with a red rossete which matched Lucy's face beautifully! Lucy and Sue did cry! Girls are weird! Me and Celtie did munching again!
Then Celtie had to go off again so I did feel sleepy as it had been a long day so I had a little snooze whilst it was quiet!
I was still snoozinfg when Celtie came back. Lucy did do swearing!
I did talking to Hero and pretended not to notice!
Hero said Uncle Pants would be well proud of me!
Anyway, we did load and go home cos we'd been good (or nearly good in Celtie's case! Mummy was pleased to see me!
So, I've saved the best til last! Evie's dad, David, did take the bestest in the world ever picture of me looking grown up and devilishly handsome, and he's so kind cos he said I can show you on here! So here I am, professionally taken ...
Scrub up well, don't I??
PS If anyone has any Celtie pics can you post them pls as Steve did video of Celt as she was being interesting and didn't take any photos!
How rude is that? Apparently we were going to go to a show (yawn, been there, done that got the red rosser, boring!) and had to practice walking and trotting, as if we needed any practice! I have been doing that for a whole year now!! Oh! I'm supposed to do it with you and go where you want. That doesn't sound much fun!Anyway, Celtie-Cobweb was sort of good and I was a kn*b so Lucy said! She inlisted reinforcements in the form of Jenny. Bumm*r! Jenny is used to handling show jumping stallions and Olympic horses and is rather scary in a "do that again and I'll have your balls on a plate, sonny" sort of way! I think someone's already had mine
but that doesn't make her less scary!!On Saturday we had our last practice with Claire and I was a good boy but Celtie had a huge strop! They spent sooo long with her I hardly got a go! How rude! We then did trailer loading practice. I was brill and went straight in. Celtie was a bit more hesitant but was a good girl too once she'd checked everything out. We got huge scritchies and apples! Wow! I like going in the trailer!
Anyway, we then had to have a bath! Urgh! You know boys and water don't mix!! I LIKE being a grubby little urchin! There was a huge green snake and it kept spitting at me! I don't like baths! Celtie looked all clean and shiney and smelt of apples! She is very pretty! I had to have my mane all slicked down on one side, one good shake and it was back just as I like it! I don't want my hair brushed!!!!
We were put out with the grown ups and threatened within an inch of our lives if we got dirty! Okay, okay, I'll be gooood! ................ now where can I go and roll..........!
We did get breakfast very early and had huge brushies too! Grown ups got put out and we were left with Uncle Isaac baby sitting! He did tell us we were going to be taken away and turned into garlic sausages! Celtie was a bit scared until Uncle Pants came back to the gate and told us we were going to a show! He said I had to be a big boy and look after Celtie as it was her first trip out. I love Uncle Pants!
We did good loading and off we went. I did munching haylage and Celtie calmed down and did too. After AGES when I was bored I leaned over the partition and chewed Celtie's mane for something to do! She did call me something rude in french!
We got to the show and got tied up to the trailer.
We were next to my BIG sister Sky. She is very beautiful and has a lovely bottom!!
We got all shined up and it was my go first, so off I went with Lucy.
We went and looked at lots of things then it was our turn in the ring. I did lots of walking round. It was soooo exciting. There were lots of pretty ladies about too! I did trotting and everything and was almost good though I couldn't stand still, there was so much to look at! Anyway here is me looking very grown up!
Ooh! Look, there's Steve and Claire!
I is so handsome!
I've got to do what??
Big boy, big boy!
Then I did have to come in and stand next to a very pretty bay lady! Wow! Then we got shuffled down a bit and Katie was put next to me. She sent me a valentine!
I is in love! Lucy looked sad but I thought it was great as I now had TWO lovely bottoms to follow! Then Lucy was given a rosette! Can I eat it?? bleugh!... Smack! ...Ouch!Apparently Celtie had been evil-weevil with Sue whilst we were away, she did do calling to me but I was too busy looking at lovely bottoms! Anyway, here she is looking chilled! I think Mair gave her half a bottle of resue remedy!!
Hello Mair! Molly has a nice bottom too but is a little scary!I like the trailer, I can watch the world go by and have special munchies!
Celtie did get all shined up by Sue (she said she was Lucy's Joey?? How's that? I thought her name was Sue??!) and then did her class! She did come home with a red rossete which matched Lucy's face beautifully! Lucy and Sue did cry! Girls are weird! Me and Celtie did munching again!
Then Celtie had to go off again so I did feel sleepy as it had been a long day so I had a little snooze whilst it was quiet!
I was still snoozinfg when Celtie came back. Lucy did do swearing!
I did talking to Hero and pretended not to notice!
Hero said Uncle Pants would be well proud of me!
Anyway, we did load and go home cos we'd been good (or nearly good in Celtie's case! Mummy was pleased to see me!
So, I've saved the best til last! Evie's dad, David, did take the bestest in the world ever picture of me looking grown up and devilishly handsome, and he's so kind cos he said I can show you on here! So here I am, professionally taken ...
Scrub up well, don't I??
PS If anyone has any Celtie pics can you post them pls as Steve did video of Celt as she was being interesting and didn't take any photos!
Is it gracing your mantlepiece?
I alus knew, you woz brill Tim 
such a cooool dude 
....and well done on getting a rosette... 
