Post by lucydales on Feb 19, 2011 20:06:41 GMT -1
Tim here. 
Oooh, me and mummy is IDS again!
Uncle Pants did eat us another hole in the hedge and me and mummy did sneak through. Only Lucy did find us not at 6am as we didn't go up for breakfast. She did come looking with a little torch. Mummy said "shut your eyes and she won't see us" but I did peep at the wrong moment and she did spot my eyes in the pitch black.
We did get captured but was in a mess as mummy had got Mr Eric's electric cow fence wrapped round her legs. It took ages to get home. We did get no breakfast cos everyone else had finished and Lucy phoned Sue and told her we were for sale
If I is on the sales list I IS NOT GOING!!!
I did then get beaten up by Auntie Choc and Uncle Isaac cos we were all shut out of the field by Mr Eric's and that's the only one with any grass. Mr Eric said he's never known any stock to go through that hedge in 50 years, so we is clever if not popular!!!
On Wednesday morning Mummy and I were loaded into the trailer, Uncle Isaac said we were going to the pie factory, is that good?? I said I like pies, especially apple ones, but he laughed and said did I like kn*b pies?? Uncle Pants told him not to be mean!
And off we went..........................................
To be continued!
Oooh, me and mummy is IDS again!
Uncle Pants did eat us another hole in the hedge and me and mummy did sneak through. Only Lucy did find us not at 6am as we didn't go up for breakfast. She did come looking with a little torch. Mummy said "shut your eyes and she won't see us" but I did peep at the wrong moment and she did spot my eyes in the pitch black.
We did get captured but was in a mess as mummy had got Mr Eric's electric cow fence wrapped round her legs. It took ages to get home. We did get no breakfast cos everyone else had finished and Lucy phoned Sue and told her we were for sale
If I is on the sales list I IS NOT GOING!!!I did then get beaten up by Auntie Choc and Uncle Isaac cos we were all shut out of the field by Mr Eric's and that's the only one with any grass. Mr Eric said he's never known any stock to go through that hedge in 50 years, so we is clever if not popular!!!
On Wednesday morning Mummy and I were loaded into the trailer, Uncle Isaac said we were going to the pie factory, is that good?? I said I like pies, especially apple ones, but he laughed and said did I like kn*b pies?? Uncle Pants told him not to be mean!
And off we went..........................................
To be continued!
We will never, ever forgive you. 
I was so mad on Tuesday morning as I don't do early starts (even though I have to Mon-Wed), I had woken up at 3am with a splitting headache and not got back to sleep by 5.30 when I had to get up, I had a hangover from the valentines day red wine my kind husband had provided with the meal he'd cooked, it was wet, muddy and miserable. It was too dark to see what damage they'd done so had to phone and apologise without knowing what havoc had been created. Luckily Amy hadn't damaged her legs.
