Post by lucydales on Dec 2, 2011 22:13:54 GMT -1
Hello! I is feeling not very well tonight. 
I is doing sweating, heavy breathing and is not being an annoying little knob!
Mummy and I got shut in stables when everyone else went out after tea.
Lucy came back after an hour with reinforcements and stuck something up my bum and said I was too hot! Tell me something I don't know! That's the last time I bend over to pick up an apple with her behind me!
At least they seemed pleased I'd done a poo and wee'd for england. They went off to talk to the nice lady from the pie factory.
She must have put a good word in for me cos I got extra tea with yellow granules in, Mummy didn't get anything so wasn't impressed!
We then got let out but the yard gate was shut.
Sue did say let's go back to the pub.
HELLOOOOOO! You seem to have forgotten the gate! Heelllooooo! Bugger!
I did stand outside and cool down a bit. It did rain which was cool and Mummy did stand inside grumbling, she said "do not breathe when they come back!".
Steve did then come and talk to Mummy and Lucy did come to count my breathing so I did hold my breath and eat her torch so she did think I was better and agreed to let us out.
It's a tough life being a small boy.
Byieee!
Tim x
I is doing sweating, heavy breathing and is not being an annoying little knob!
Mummy and I got shut in stables when everyone else went out after tea.
Lucy came back after an hour with reinforcements and stuck something up my bum and said I was too hot! Tell me something I don't know! That's the last time I bend over to pick up an apple with her behind me!
At least they seemed pleased I'd done a poo and wee'd for england. They went off to talk to the nice lady from the pie factory.
She must have put a good word in for me cos I got extra tea with yellow granules in, Mummy didn't get anything so wasn't impressed!
We then got let out but the yard gate was shut.
Sue did say let's go back to the pub.
HELLOOOOOO! You seem to have forgotten the gate! Heelllooooo! Bugger!
I did stand outside and cool down a bit. It did rain which was cool and Mummy did stand inside grumbling, she said "do not breathe when they come back!".
Steve did then come and talk to Mummy and Lucy did come to count my breathing so I did hold my breath and eat her torch so she did think I was better and agreed to let us out.
It's a tough life being a small boy.
Byieee!
Tim x
I keep getting a bridle put on which is really annoying as it stops me eating things I shouldn't! Where's the fun in that?? 
Ridgelane Duke 
Country Rose
There you are Tim...straight from the horses mouth so to speak! 
